Spam of the Week

In common with all websites where comments are enabled, we get our fair share of spam. For the most part, we delete this with contemptuous slap of the keyboard, but occassionally, we get one that we feel deserves a wider audience.  Take this for instance:

In this box are the links to each of the Valentine’s Day digi stamps found above.
Cats love a place to snuggle and one that can warm them.
This grants a single feline some personal space
away from the rest of the group and home in general.

My web site … hello kitty accessories

Leaving aside the fact that there was no box or any links to the three-months-too-late Valentine’s Day digi-stamps, and skating over the trademark-provoking name of the spammer’s website, we think there’s kind of poetic beauty in this little splodge of cyber salad. If you delete the first and last lines, you could even read it as cat-themed haiku (albeit one that obeys pretty much none of the rules of the form):

Cats love a place to snuggle and one that can warm them.
This grants a single feline some personal space
away from the rest of the group and home in general.

I think there’s something in that for all of us. Don’t you?